Emojis: “Do you want a whiskey lollipop? Print says you love them.”
Cursive: “No thanks. I do love them, but they give me a nasty hangover.”
Emojis: “OMG! Really? They’ll make us sick?”
Cursive: “Yes, really. Do yourselves a favor and toss them.”
Kissy Face: “What are your plans? Do you have another job?”
Cursive: “I don’t know. Work on my calligraphy. Sleep in. Travel.”
Kissy Face: “Why don’t you animate yourself for online communications, like greeting cards and invitations? That would be so awesome! You’d make bank.”
Cursive: “I have no idea what she just said, but I definitely need to up my game.”
Cursive → Print
“What will I wear? What will I say? Get it together girl. You can do this.”
Cursive → Print
“Maybe I’ll give this one to him at my going-away party.”
Emoji and Cursive > Print
Emoji: “You are a Knock out! You’re so hot. Congratulations on getting out of here! You are all that and more!!!!”
Cursive: “What?”
Cursive → Print
“I’ve had enough of this. Do you want to get out of here?”
“If he can’t even wish me well at my going-away party, I need to be done with this. What is wrong with him?”
“Hello.”
Coming soon!
Cursive → Print
“Obsolescence is just a state of mind. Will Cursive see that or will she keep living in the past?”
Cursive → Print
“I know.”
“We’re all going to the Comm Club tonight. You should come along. It’ll be fun.”
“Yes, I forgive you. But if you ever hurt me like that, we’re done.”
“I’m anything but obsolete!”
Cursive > Print
“Sure.”
“Oh, I’m feeling my age.”
“Yeah well, I don’t feel like the envy of anyone. I feel obsolete. That’s what UNIX said when he fired me.”
“I’m not exactly known for making people laugh out loud.”
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